Virility

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The most common sperm in the human ejaculate is, of course, the magnificent, athletic cell with a head, a midpiece, and a long, slender tail . . . Inside the head, densely folded, is the package of DNA, the genes that a fertile sperm will deliver to the heart of the egg. The head perches like the top of a lollipop on the short, stiff midpiece which is the sperm’s powerhouse, the place where stored energy is mobilized to activate the tail for swimming.

–Sperm Wars

My sperm was “well above average”! My count was 105 million! What’s yours, George Clooney? . . . The women of America–barren, desolate, desperate–needed me.

–The Genius Factor